Workout Enthusiast Pillows

"Before you run a marathon maybe you should start with 50 yards?" Set acheivable targets.

'Try to get less exercise.'

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

'Whew!'

And when you give up using this to exercise, with the option keyboard it easily converts into a harpsichord!

"You were right, we should've used a smaller medicine ball."

Executives exercising

'I thought this was low impact aerobics.'

"OK, ready to go again?"

"I enjoy working out to show tunes, but I don't think any of them should be 'Baby Elephant Walk.'"

"We're in the wrong spin class."

'The toilet has quit running! Now it's doing jumping jacks!'

Charlotte insists on a second opinion.

Henry followed the dress code at inappropriate times.

'My enemies sent you to me, didn't they?'

Exercise undoubtedly relieves stress, but you may need to check with your doctor.

'Why are jogging on the spot?'

Dog Workout Videos

'I think maybe I'll skip hibernation this winter.'

"Let's trade this thing in for a Peloton."

When I said you were Ripped, Bob, I didn't mean your muscles.

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

'My feet are killing me.'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

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On the back of the t-shirt...

"This feels like an accomplishment."