Wheeled Adventurer Pillows

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

Bluesky helicopter evacuation from X

Bicycle Sidecar.

Caution, Student Self-Driver

Suburban street.

Santa Harley

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

"I just adore these shoes! The clicking of staccato heels is so empowering. . . Do these come in a flat?"

"He only made first four installments."

Boy on a bike

Old Biker: Now that I'm a real biker, all the old babes will want my body.

'If all the red warning lights come on, it means meltdown, so get out of the car fast!'

Fume detector

"It's amazing how smoothly Kipper and I get along together..."

"Clippety clop, … clippety clop. …. clippety clop. … clippety clop..."

Planet Lover

Carrying a bike over drawing pins.

Motorcyclist.

'Instead of teaching me useless tricks like rolling over and fetching, how about teaching me to ride that motorcycle of yours?'

Arrh? I must remember to put my brakes on!

'Trouble is, I only want to wear them for cycling to work.'

Woman gets a flat tire and waits for help.

A learner driver crashes into lamp post

"Do you think the atmosphere would be better if the roof was closed?"

Man runs with a fox and fishing hook.

Self-driving stroller

The Hell's Angel replaced his trike for a smaller three wheeled vehicle.

"That settles it, John! We're getting this bike a tune-up!"

"Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young." - Theodore Roosevelt

'This baby is great on gas...'