Building Maintenance Staff Gifts

Buffing Cars.

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

'As my solicitor I think you could have negotiated that better.'

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

"Maybe the termite problem should take precedence over the chimney problem."

Sick Building Syndrome

Caution signs.

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

Timber preservation

Dust Bunny

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

Fire door.

"I just got a text message from our dehumidifier. It says it doesn't know how much more of this rain it can take."

'If you could roll up your sleeves, go behind the screen and plaster the wall.'

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

Mad cleaning robot.

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

"Larry does all his own stunts."

Cinderella mopping up

'Doors opening.' - 'Doors closing.' - 'Doors bored now.'

"Prepare to meet thy blower."

"And to think NASA hit a target 11 million kilometres away."

'I don't understand it - there was a little pile of solar dust from Advanced Composition Explorer right here a moment ago.'

"That pigeon's at it again."

Leaf blowers at dawn.

'It's a devil to start on these damp November Sunday mornings - luckily we have a sidesman who works for the AA.'

Access Assessments

"Welcome! As a socially responsible company we love to hire women!"

"Do you have any idea what it's like to be underappreciated by your boss?"

"I work from home and have dinner, watch TV and sleep at the office."

Life on Earth - Oldie catwalk.

'No more mergers until I get this one cleaned up.'