Building Maintenance Staff Gifts

Buffing Cars.

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

'As my solicitor I think you could have negotiated that better.'

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

"Maybe the termite problem should take precedence over the chimney problem."

Sick Building Syndrome

Caution signs.

Timber preservation

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

Yesterday I had an argument with the janitor of my building, and then last night I dreamed that he was chasing me with a large ball-peen hammer

Fire door.

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

Dust Bunny

Mad cleaning robot.

Infection Control Center. Now Hiring. I should have said "I'm not afraid of hard work" rather than "I don't mind getting my hands dirty."

'If you could roll up your sleeves, go behind the screen and plaster the wall.'

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

"I just got a text message from our dehumidifier. It says it doesn't know how much more of this rain it can take."

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

"Larry does all his own stunts."

"Prepare to meet thy blower."

"That pigeon's at it again."

"And to think NASA hit a target 11 million kilometres away."

'I don't understand it - there was a little pile of solar dust from Advanced Composition Explorer right here a moment ago.'

Leaf blowers at dawn.

Cinderella mopping up

'Doors opening.' - 'Doors closing.' - 'Doors bored now.'

'It's a devil to start on these damp November Sunday mornings - luckily we have a sidesman who works for the AA.'

Access Assessments

"Welcome! As a socially responsible company we love to hire women!"

"I work from home and have dinner, watch TV and sleep at the office."

Life on Earth - Oldie catwalk.

"Do you have any idea what it's like to be underappreciated by your boss?"

We're with the gutter cleaning service ….