Building Society Manager Gifts

Now what's all this about you wanting to withdraw some of your money?

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

Hollywood Sign Developers

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

'As my solicitor I think you could have negotiated that better.'

"The torch is passed, but since the company is going green, I'm passing a high efficiency, solar powered multi LEC prism spotlight."

Sick Building Syndrome

"I thought I told you to employ a reputable building firm"

Caution signs.

Am Awful Crammer.

What happened when the bond issues failed during the building of the Great Wall of China: The Great Picket Fence of China.

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

City Centre Development - "...We've spent all the money on the model."

Fire door.

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"

'The buildings are merging.'

"They didn’t warn us about this in our training"

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".

'Well, why didn't you say you wanted the office to be functional?'

It was hard to put a price on progress. Real hard without a calculator.

"I told you we needed deeper foundations!"

'Oh no. The building inspector. He's worse than the Pharaoh.'

Future site of Que Sera Sera.

'If the GPC built office blocks!'

"We call it, 'Green meadows' because that's what it was before we decided to build on it."

Putting money back in to the world economy

Architects and Engineers - Restoration of old Buildings.

'Ok, we've rented the whole building ... oops, they just put on another floor.'

Gambling on office building construction

'I guess this marks the beginning of the prin-ting dynasty!'

'Don't worry. The first 30 years of being an inspector are the hardest.'