Housing Director Mugs

'That's the Director of Housing. She isn't taking the news of the rates freeze too well...'

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

'Yes, can I help you?'

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

'I remember when all this was fields.'

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"I think we could be very happy here until we aren't."

"The last time I was in Europe was 4 boyfriends ago..."

'Wait a second, Dad...did the three little pigs have a home owner's policy to cover huffing and puffing?'

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

"I see no problems. We can get lots more of these houses in.."

'I'm sorry, but there's nothing in the zoning regulations covering bad taste.'

Homeless count.

Early House Hunting.

"And these are the Andersons, our tenants."

"If the nanny state wants us to solve the housing crisis they need to get out of the way and let us learn from the leaders in the field..."

"Oh dear! Low-cost housing."

"There's a rumour that someone may be resigning today."

'We're looking for a place with no high walls.'

'Can I assume from the rent that this place comes with its own butler?'

'Very impressive, but is there anything you can't do?'

Affordable housing - Mum and Dads.

"The only thing we seem to have in your price range is a bird box in Billericay."

"For sale £470,000 house included"

'Now that you're hired, our Housing Coordinator will show you to the bunkhouse.'