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Dennis greets another day from his basement apartment.

'The mortgage became affordable when we sub-divided.'

'That's nice but I'm thinking more on the line of low income housing.'

'Problems finding good, affordable housing?'

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

'I remember when all this was fields.'

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'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

"I think we could be very happy here until we aren't."

"The last time I was in Europe was 4 boyfriends ago..."

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

"And what do you think of the government's record on housing?"

"I see no problems. We can get lots more of these houses in.."

"The government prefers to see it as a flexible, environmentally friendly building option that fits within our current funding projections."

Homeless count.

House hunting is cruel.

"If the nanny state wants us to solve the housing crisis they need to get out of the way and let us learn from the leaders in the field..."

"And then the three bears were slowly forced out of the neighborhood due to major corporations cornering the market—The once cozy cottage is now an Air B&B." "The end."

"Oh dear! Low-cost housing."

"And these are the Andersons, our tenants."

Early House Hunting.

'Can I assume from the rent that this place comes with its own butler?'

'We're looking for a place with no high walls.'

Affordable housing - Mum and Dads.

"The only thing we seem to have in your price range is a bird box in Billericay."

'Now that you're hired, our Housing Coordinator will show you to the bunkhouse.'

"For sale £470,000 house included"

"Charlie's really interested in co-operative housing..."