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Affordable Housing Estate Agents - 'It's affordable if you're rich...'

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

"Oh, stop complaining! Our partner agencies conducted a full tenant consultation exercise!"

Estate Agent - "I did have a house at that price but I sold it back in 1978."

"And these are the Andersons, our tenants."

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'

"It used to be a half-way house. . ."

Battery Farm Housing

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

"I think we could be very happy here until we aren't."

'Ever thought of having the place re-carpeted?'

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"The last time I was in Europe was 4 boyfriends ago..."

'...And as suburban sprawl continues to grow, many people are finding themselves living uncomfortably close to their wildlife neighbors.'

'Wait a second, Dad...did the three little pigs have a home owner's policy to cover huffing and puffing?'

"Quit your whining... Someday you'll appreciate affordable student housing."

Real Estate Personals

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

"And what do you think of the government's record on housing?"

Who Let the Dawg In?

Burbank Imposes Parking Fee on RVs

"Privare equity bought the dam and jacked up rent. Nests are next."

"I see no problems. We can get lots more of these houses in.."

"The government prefers to see it as a flexible, environmentally friendly building option that fits within our current funding projections."

Homeless count.

Categories are the key to organizing.

"And then the three bears were slowly forced out of the neighborhood due to major corporations cornering the market—The once cozy cottage is now an Air B&B." "The end."

House hunting is cruel.

Early House Hunting.

"Oh dear! Low-cost housing."

"If the nanny state wants us to solve the housing crisis they need to get out of the way and let us learn from the leaders in the field..."

'They're playing house.'

'It looked a lot bigger in the photos.'

With their sales slumping due to high gas prices, many RVs are being converted...