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'Are you the Octomom who needs a new house?'

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

"Did you get my e-mail about who takes out the trash today?"

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"I think we could be very happy here until we aren't."

'The good news is that we're making huge profits - the bad news is that we won't be getting a bailout.'

"The last time I was in Europe was 4 boyfriends ago..."

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'... No, you're not on the short list. You're not even on the long list.'

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"I see no problems. We can get lots more of these houses in.."

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"Before we decide that SEO is dead, can someone tell me what SEO is?"

Homeless count.

"If the nanny state wants us to solve the housing crisis they need to get out of the way and let us learn from the leaders in the field..."

"And these are the Andersons, our tenants."

"Oh dear! Low-cost housing."

'Inadvertently, Optometrist Niles Frobe triggers the Global Financial crisis' 'You have a bad case of eyestrain. I want you to keep your eyes off the ball for a few weeks!'

Early House Hunting.

'They're playing house.'

'Hi, I'm on the make,'

'You'll have more luck getting the sword out of the stone than getting the remote control out of his hand.'

'I think you'll all rest easy knowing this is a gated community!'

'Since Bubba acclimated to urban living, we've underbid our competitors because we don't need to build scaffolding or rent a crane.'

'Can I assume from the rent that this place comes with its own butler?'

'We're looking for a place with no high walls.'

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