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Big egg timer 'Latest in time share properties.'

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'

'What do you want first - The bad news or the even badder news?'

Profit

'Please remember that these figures could be off as much as two dollars.'

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

"I know other hospitals are worried about the superbug, but ours is the only one that understands the accounts system."

"They've given me the Lion's share of budgetary constraints."

'I think I know what the problem is!'

'These are the end of year figures recollected in tranquility.'

'As my solicitor I think you could have negotiated that better.'

"Remember, money is only a tool - to make more money."

'At Tesmer holdings, we don't break the rules! We change them!'

'... And this is Goldsmith, our futures consultant.'

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

"When was the last time you exercised something other than a purchase option?"

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

'This boy you call my son doesn't care about investments, economy and money. I want a DNA test.'

Piggy bank #5: carrying (colour).

'Brilliant, Prof.Brainstorm. Any fool can come up with a new product, you've come up with a new tax break.'

"My accountant is brilliant - he has just had a loophole names after him!"

Saving for College.

'And this is my strategic money reserve.'

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

'Does it bother you that we have all the money?'

Aggressive growth fund loses money shorting gold.

'The golden eggs are great... but I need you to lay a golden parachute.'

Money exchange

"What's wrong, boy? Has Google's stock gone down?!"

Wealth Juggler.

wealth investment

'Excellent job, Fenwick, especially the part where you employ Magic Realism to fudge third-quarter earnings!'