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'This is about all we have in your price range!'

'As my solicitor I think you could have negotiated that better.'

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

'You always bring me the same thing every year, toys games sports equipment. I never get what I really want!' - 'What's that?' - 'Real estate!'

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

"Look, son, real estate."

'I remember when all this was fields.'

Reverse Mortgage.

'We'll convert it into flats and revitalise the area.'

"I think we could be very happy here until we aren't."

'Can we call a realtor now?!'

'Oh look, the tide is coming in.'

'The owner plays in the NBA.'

'Well, the rent is a bit more expensive than usual because there are only 1 327 482 other tenants...'

'Oh, really? I work for little softy.'

Home Sweet Second Home.

"I'm a real estate developer and I'm just looking over this area."

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

'We're the Meeks and we're here to see about our inheritance of the Earth.'

'We did have one property in your price range, but I'm afraid we sold it in 1943.'

"Fenwick asks the questions other executive staff won't dare."

The End of the Property Boom is Nigh.

'So what if you found it? Whatever it is, it belongs to ME! Now, get off my beach!'

"You're nobody's fool but you're not too smart for you own good, either."

Starter Homes

'This is close enough.'

The company lawyer's self-image vs the boss's self-image.

"You say priorities, I hear suggestions."

Repossessions

"Ok Mr. Bisley, I'll admit it does need a bit of renovation..!"

'Congratulations, Backstrom, I'm moving you up in the company food chain.'

Dog Realtor

'The new regulations arrived earlier today.'

"Obviously the price of this property is a reflection of it`s very desirable location."