Property Ladder Navigator Gifts

'This is about all we have in your price range!'

'As my solicitor I think you could have negotiated that better.'

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

'You always bring me the same thing every year, toys games sports equipment. I never get what I really want!' - 'What's that?' - 'Real estate!'

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

"Look, son, real estate."

'I remember when all this was fields.'

'We'll convert it into flats and revitalise the area.'

"I think we could be very happy here until we aren't."

Reverse Mortgage.

'Can we call a realtor now?!'

'Oh look, the tide is coming in.'

'The owner plays in the NBA.'

'Well, the rent is a bit more expensive than usual because there are only 1 327 482 other tenants...'

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

"Good to see they're trying to keep the high street vibe."

"I'm a real estate developer and I'm just looking over this area."

Home Sweet Second Home.

'Oh, really? I work for little softy.'

'We're the Meeks and we're here to see about our inheritance of the Earth.'

'We did have one property in your price range, but I'm afraid we sold it in 1943.'

"Fenwick asks the questions other executive staff won't dare."

'So what if you found it? Whatever it is, it belongs to ME! Now, get off my beach!'

The End of the Property Boom is Nigh.

Starter Homes

'Congratulations, Backstrom, I'm moving you up in the company food chain.'

"You say priorities, I hear suggestions."

"You're nobody's fool but you're not too smart for you own good, either."

Repossessions

'This is close enough.'

The company lawyer's self-image vs the boss's self-image.

"Ok Mr. Bisley, I'll admit it does need a bit of renovation..!"

Dog Realtor

'The new regulations arrived earlier today.'