Property Ladder Punter Gifts

Searching for a unique gift for the property ladder punter? Explore our collection of funny and clever items that capture the quirks of real estate pursuits. From mugs to prints, find something that resonates with their property journey and adds a touch of humor to their home or office. It’s an ideal pick for anyone who’s climbing the property ladder and loves a good pun.

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'Don't worry about your daughter Sir: I'll find us a dump to live in...'

'Don't worry about your daughter Sir: I'll find us a dump to live in...' mockup

'Don't worry about your daughter Sir: I'll find us a dump to live in...'

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"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's." mockup

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

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'As my solicitor I think you could have negotiated that better.'

'As my solicitor I think you could have negotiated that better.' mockup

'As my solicitor I think you could have negotiated that better.'

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Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location! mockup

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

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"Aren't you the estate agent who sold us this house?"

"Aren't you the estate agent who sold us this house?" mockup

"Aren't you the estate agent who sold us this house?"

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Reverse Mortgage.

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'We'll convert it into flats and revitalise the area.'

'We'll convert it into flats and revitalise the area.' mockup

'We'll convert it into flats and revitalise the area.'

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'Can we call a realtor now?!'

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'For Sale by Neighbor'

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'Honey, it's the escrow people. They want to know if you could send a stool sample.'

'Honey, it's the escrow people. They want to know if you could send a stool sample.' mockup

'Honey, it's the escrow people. They want to know if you could send a stool sample.'

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'The owner plays in the NBA.'

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An exaggeration of estate agents

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"Hello, and welcome to 'Homes Under the Hammer. . .'"

"Hello, and welcome to 'Homes Under the Hammer. . .'" mockup

"Hello, and welcome to 'Homes Under the Hammer. . .'"

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Mouse real estate!

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'Gee! You must have lost some on this property!'

'Gee! You must have lost some on this property!' mockup

'Gee! You must have lost some on this property!'

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The End of the Property Boom is Nigh. mockup

The End of the Property Boom is Nigh.

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House hunting is cruel.

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'This place is rather unusually located. Do you folks like sunsets?'

'This place is rather unusually located. Do you folks like sunsets?' mockup

'This place is rather unusually located. Do you folks like sunsets?'

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Repossessions

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"Well, it is a good property. The price is low because it is harder to negotiate due to its S-bend configuration."

"Well, it is a good property. The price is low because it is harder to negotiate due to its S-bend configuration." mockup

"Well, it is a good property. The price is low because it is harder to negotiate due to its S-bend configuration."

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'A great location and only one step from the beach.'

'A great location and only one step from the beach.' mockup

'A great location and only one step from the beach.'

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'Forget my mortgage application, fill this bag with money. I've decided to make a cash offer!'

'Forget my mortgage application, fill this bag with money. I've decided to make a cash offer!' mockup

'Forget my mortgage application, fill this bag with money. I've decided to make a cash offer!'

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"I told you we should have sold last winter."

"I told you we should have sold last winter." mockup

"I told you we should have sold last winter."

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'I think you'll all rest easy knowing this is a gated community!'

'I think you'll all rest easy knowing this is a gated community!' mockup

'I think you'll all rest easy knowing this is a gated community!'

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'If straw and sticks don't appeal, I do have something in brick that might interest you.'

'If straw and sticks don't appeal, I do have something in brick that might interest you.' mockup

'If straw and sticks don't appeal, I do have something in brick that might interest you.'

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House for sale, appliances included (in the yard).

House for sale, appliances included (in the yard). mockup

House for sale, appliances included (in the yard).

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"The house is great, but compared to reality show realtors, you're a big disappointment."

"The house is great, but compared to reality show realtors, you're a big disappointment." mockup

"The house is great, but compared to reality show realtors, you're a big disappointment."

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"For sale £470,000 house included" mockup

"For sale £470,000 house included"

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'I need three estimates before I appoint an estate agent.' - 'Right, £120,000, £130,000 and £140,000.'

'I need three estimates before I appoint an estate agent.' - 'Right, £120,000, £130,000 and £140,000.' mockup

'I need three estimates before I appoint an estate agent.' - 'Right, £120,000, £130,000 and £140,000.'

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'Bless. Wayne's made his first affordable home sand estate.'

'Bless. Wayne's made his first affordable home sand estate.' mockup

'Bless. Wayne's made his first affordable home sand estate.'

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Little Investment on the Praire

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'Thank God I don't live in a Jimmy Choo!'

'Thank God I don't live in a Jimmy Choo!' mockup

'Thank God I don't live in a Jimmy Choo!'

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"You've heard of the bank that likes to say 'yes' well we're the bank that likes to laugh in your face unless you've got an 80% deposit."

"You've heard of the bank that likes to say 'yes' well we're the bank that likes to laugh in your face unless you've got an 80% deposit." mockup

"You've heard of the bank that likes to say 'yes' well we're the bank that likes to laugh in your face unless you've got an 80% deposit."

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'My expedition confirmed what we already suspected: Two-thirds of the Earth's surface is covered by water, and the rest by real estate!'

'My expedition confirmed what we already suspected: Two-thirds of the Earth's surface is covered by water, and the rest by real estate!' mockup

'My expedition confirmed what we already suspected: Two-thirds of the Earth's surface is covered by water, and the rest by real estate!'

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"It's a bit of a fixer-upper."

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Property Ladder Punter Gifts Collection

Property Ladder Punter Mugs

Discover our range of property pun mugs—witty, charming, and perfect for anyone climbing the property ladder.

Property Ladder Punter Pillows

Find humorous property-themed pillows that add personality and laughter to any living space.

Property Ladder Punter Prints

Browse our property ladder prints—fun, witty designs that make great wall art for any real estate lover.

Property Ladder Punter T-Shirts

Explore our collection of clever property pun t-shirts—comfortable, funny, and ideal for real estate enthusiasts.