Property Pathfinder Gifts

'I remember when all this was fields.'

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Hither and Yon sign

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

Scurile travels

We need to see him because there's no satellite-based system to guide us on a trip down the path to enlightenment.

'Oh look, the tide is coming in.'

'Well, the rent is a bit more expensive than usual because there are only 1 327 482 other tenants...'

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

'How are we going to achieve our goal this year?'

'We did have one property in your price range, but I'm afraid we sold it in 1943.'

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

Man with twisted legs using a twisted walking stick.

"Darling, there's an offer for a time-share nest in Florida: Should we apply?"

Starter Homes

"Obviously the price of this property is a reflection of it`s very desirable location."

"You've got termites."

'It looked a lot bigger in the photos.'

"If a sixth borough opens up, I'll let you know."

Nude Beach/Perv Bluff

"Yes, it's nice, but it's lost twenty per-cent of its value in the past year."

FAA man letting planes out of bird cage

'I won't lie, it can get windy here.'

Unusual Staircase

"That's way out of my price range..."

How?

"Bloody Cyclops!"

"You're going to love the 360 degree views with this one."