Budget Housing Gifts

"No wonder it was so affordable."

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

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'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

"I think we could be very happy here until we aren't."

"The last time I was in Europe was 4 boyfriends ago..."

Occupy Budget Balancing

Estate Agent showing client his parents' house - '...and here's one from our affordable homes range'

'...And as suburban sprawl continues to grow, many people are finding themselves living uncomfortably close to their wildlife neighbors.'

Who Let the Dawg In?

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

"Quit your whining... Someday you'll appreciate affordable student housing."

Your tax $ at WAR.

"I'm at that awkward stage between credit card payments and alimony payments."

Burbank Imposes Parking Fee on RVs

"I see no problems. We can get lots more of these houses in.."

'We did have one property in your price range, but I'm afraid we sold it in 1943.'

"There's so much money around now we've started using it as toilet paper."

Homeless count.

Early House Hunting.

'Psst. It's okay in here, but don't go around calling $690 billion 'chump change.''

"The government's finance settlement is coming out really late this year!"

Osbourne plans for another 'Giveaway' Budget

"Oh dear! Low-cost housing."

"If the nanny state wants us to solve the housing crisis they need to get out of the way and let us learn from the leaders in the field..."

Cost cutting construction ideas that failed: using rhubarb instead of rebar in concrete.

With their sales slumping due to high gas prices, many RVs are being converted...

'Can I assume from the rent that this place comes with its own butler?'

'We're looking for a place with no high walls.'

'Last time I share-house with a Wookie!'

Affordable housing - Mum and Dads.

'Well that's a load off my mind. Osborne's cutting the 50p tax rate.'

Boris discover is where the 'money tree' is.