"To cut own on heating costs, we should consider house pooling."
Budget-minded Neighbor Gifts
Searching for a gift for your budget-minded neighbor? Our collection blends humor and practicality, giving you affordable, creative options that show you care while respecting their thriftiness. Perfect for brightening their day with something witty and budget-friendly.
"These are the principal qualities we're looking for in our new recruits."
Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.
Thrift: have your arms and legs amputated, use a pillow for a bed!
So I'm "cheap." It's a perfectly good word. And it aptly describes my interest in conserving resources. I suppose we could call you "thrifty." Heavens no! And waste two whole letters? I see we've only wasted one whole tea bag.
"I just..."
"He doesn't fiscally stimulate me anymore."
'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'
Garage Music
Quicksand Swamp - Cheap Burial Plots.
'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'
Husband dismayed to get cold mutton for dinner again. Wife comments that someone must be economical on the housekeeping money she is given.
"This is a third-year medical student. To cut costs, your insurance company dismissed the surgeon."
"... And how are you enjoying the cheapest bottle of wine on the menu?"
"We've townsized."
"Sergio, we don't have to spend so much money on health insurance."
"Wow, they want $10,000!"
Sam's Nation Building
"Why doesn't the budget ax ever fall in the produce department?"
No Frills Psychiatrist.
"THREE quid for a romantic verse? Don't you have any snappy one liners for 50p.?"
'Computer Prices' blowing away you money
'I'd like to stay and watch. It usually cuts the bill by 30%.'
'I'm sorry, but all we have in your price range are a few bales of hay.'
Wallpapering.
"Natasha cuts diagnosis costs."
Senior Brand Name Medicine Cabinet
"If this is a bit beyond your budget then I've got a shoebox coming available next week!"
Basic Shelter.
Wine Prices
Budget Stoplights.
'I've asked Santa for a tank of unleaded petrol.'
'I'm not concerned that coffee might keep me awake all night. I have credit problems that do that for me.'
"Get used to it...I think we're going to be eating them for a while yet..."
"Please tell me it's a local call..."
Budget-minded Neighbor Gifts Collection
Budget-minded Neighbor Mugs
Looking for more creative mugs? Check out our selection of budget-friendly mugs designed to make your neighbor smile.
Budget-minded Neighbor Pillows
Add some humor and comfort with our witty pillows, all available at wallet-friendly prices for your neighbor.
Budget-minded Neighbor Prints
Browse our collection of clever prints that will brighten any space — all affordable and full of personality for your neighbor.
Budget-minded Neighbor T-Shirts
Explore our humorous t-shirts, perfect for sharing a laugh with your neighbor without stretching your budget.