Moving Into A Budget-conscious Home Gifts

"It's extra for the stand."

"These are the principal qualities we're looking for in our new recruits."

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

Garage Music

Castle Efficiency

Quicksand Swamp - Cheap Burial Plots.

'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'

"This is a third-year medical student. To cut costs, your insurance company dismissed the surgeon."

"No wonder it was so affordable."

"... And how are you enjoying the cheapest bottle of wine on the menu?"

"You were the one who said we couldn't afford a new vacuum, so stop moaning and suck harder!"

Sam's Nation Building

"Why doesn't the budget ax ever fall in the produce department?"

'All I said was,two could live as cheaply as one until you gave up dieting.'

No Frills Psychiatrist.

"THREE quid for a romantic verse? Don't you have any snappy one liners for 50p.?"

'I'm sorry, but all we have in your price range are a few bales of hay.'

Wallpapering.

'Computer Prices' blowing away you money

"If this is a bit beyond your budget then I've got a shoebox coming available next week!"

Senior Brand Name Medicine Cabinet

"Natasha cuts diagnosis costs."

Basic Shelter.

Wine Prices

"You don't have to spend a lot of money to have a good time?"

"We have our round cuts and these are our budget cuts."

'This is about all we have in your price range!'

Travel Agents

'The armed forces are having to respond to new kinds of threat.'

"Get used to it...I think we're going to be eating them for a while yet..."

'On the positive side, just think how small the mortgage payments will be.'

"To cut own on heating costs, we should consider house pooling."

'It's been a huge success.'

This one's got power brakes, power steering, power windows and power payments!