Budget-conscious Home Buyer Gifts

'This is about all we have in your price range!'

"These are the principal qualities we're looking for in our new recruits."

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

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"No one can afford to eat us anymore."

Cost cutting construction ideas that failed: using rhubarb instead of rebar in concrete.

'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'

'With such a tight budget we never thought it would be possible to build our dream home.'

Doctor's profits match a patient's scar.

"No wonder it was so affordable."

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Affordable housing

'All I said was,two could live as cheaply as one until you gave up dieting.'

Low income vampires.

'A new concept. The inside out house.'

'If the 750ml and th 375ml of the '82 Beaumont are too pricey, how about their Merlot-scented auto air freshener? -- Only 99 cents.'

"And you thought I couldn't find Hudson River views in your price range."

'Buy this house and get two wonderful neighbours!'

"THREE quid for a romantic verse? Don't you have any snappy one liners for 50p.?"

'Computer Prices' blowing away you money

'I'm sorry, but all we have in your price range are a few bales of hay.'

"If this is a bit beyond your budget then I've got a shoebox coming available next week!"

"Natasha cuts diagnosis costs."

'Mr. Jones? I've found a house that fits your funds perfectly! It even has a little garden!'

'This pill you take twice a day before meals. . . this pill you take right after I tell you what those pills cost.'

"Good news, they accepted your offer!"

"I can't afford probiotics . . . How much amateurbiotics?"

Wine Prices

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"Health insurance? Waking up breathing each morning is my health insurance!"

"We have our round cuts and these are our budget cuts."

'No windows. You wouldn't want windows in a town like this.'

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