Budget-conscious Home Buyer Gifts

'This is about all we have in your price range!'

"These are the principal qualities we're looking for in our new recruits."

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

Garage Music

"No one can afford to eat us anymore."

Quicksand Swamp - Cheap Burial Plots.

Cost cutting construction ideas that failed: using rhubarb instead of rebar in concrete.

'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'

'With such a tight budget we never thought it would be possible to build our dream home.'

"No wonder it was so affordable."

Doctor's profits match a patient's scar.

Take one Per Day as Affordable.

"We've townsized."

Low income vampires.

Rx. Warning: May cause sudden loss of income.

'If the 750ml and th 375ml of the '82 Beaumont are too pricey, how about their Merlot-scented auto air freshener? -- Only 99 cents.'

'A new concept. The inside out house.'

Affordable housing

'All I said was,two could live as cheaply as one until you gave up dieting.'

"And you thought I couldn't find Hudson River views in your price range."

'Buy this house and get two wonderful neighbours!'

"If this is a bit beyond your budget then I've got a shoebox coming available next week!"

'I'm sorry, but all we have in your price range are a few bales of hay.'

"Natasha cuts diagnosis costs."

'Mr. Jones? I've found a house that fits your funds perfectly! It even has a little garden!'

'Computer Prices' blowing away you money

"THREE quid for a romantic verse? Don't you have any snappy one liners for 50p.?"

'This pill you take twice a day before meals. . . this pill you take right after I tell you what those pills cost.'

"Good news, they accepted your offer!"

"I can't afford probiotics . . . How much amateurbiotics?"

Wine Prices

Basic Shelter.

"Health insurance? Waking up breathing each morning is my health insurance!"

One upside-down tomato planter. I can't wait for juicy, free tomatoes. It's $23.37 with tax. Not bad for homegrown tomahtas. Plus $8 for potting soil, $15 for the hanger, $11 for organic fertilizer, $16 � Hey! � Where are you going? To the "Pick and Save" market.

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