Budget-conscious Couple Gifts

'All I said was,two could live as cheaply as one until you gave up dieting.'

'Office' block tightening it's belt

"These are the principal qualities we're looking for in our new recruits."

Thrift: have your arms and legs amputated, use a pillow for a bed!

"He doesn't fiscally stimulate me anymore."

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

Garage Music

"I always say; 'You don't need to spend a lot of money to have a good time on a first date."

"No one can afford to eat us anymore."

Quicksand Swamp - Cheap Burial Plots.

'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'

"This is a third-year medical student. To cut costs, your insurance company dismissed the surgeon."

"... And how are you enjoying the cheapest bottle of wine on the menu?"

Take one Per Day as Affordable.

Rx. Warning: May cause sudden loss of income.

Sam's Nation Building

Affordable housing

Low income vampires.

'If the 750ml and th 375ml of the '82 Beaumont are too pricey, how about their Merlot-scented auto air freshener? -- Only 99 cents.'

"Why doesn't the budget ax ever fall in the produce department?"

"THREE quid for a romantic verse? Don't you have any snappy one liners for 50p.?"

"Natasha cuts diagnosis costs."

Senior Brand Name Medicine Cabinet

'Computer Prices' blowing away you money

'At these prices I won't be able to say much!'

"If this is a bit beyond your budget then I've got a shoebox coming available next week!"

'I'm sorry, but all we have in your price range are a few bales of hay.'

Basic Shelter.

Wine Prices

Flo's Christmas Lights: 'I really like what you've done with yawr Christmas lights this yeaw Flo.'

Good vision? Save Money - Tiny Type Books.

"Please tell me it's a local call..."

One upside-down tomato planter. I can't wait for juicy, free tomatoes. It's $23.37 with tax. Not bad for homegrown tomahtas. Plus $8 for potting soil, $15 for the hanger, $11 for organic fertilizer, $16 � Hey! � Where are you going? To the "Pick and Save" market.

'We only want small portions. I'm counting my calories and he's counting his pennies.'

"Our water bill is sky high. You've got to start taking shorter showers."