Frugal Couple Gifts

"They're having a price war."

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

"I'm learning to appreciate the simple things in life."

Expensive greeting cards.

"It's made from all our old leftovers. I call it 'Rescue Casserole.'"

"Congratulations. Please remember the college's financial plight. Congratulations. Please remember the college's financial plight. Congratulations. Please remember . . ."

"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."

"I guess I really was spending too much money on lattes."

Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.

"No one can afford to eat us anymore."

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

Checkout for $385.00 or more.

'I could only afford a Yo.'

"C'mere, space heater."

Food prices.

"It's perfect for commuting to college. Definitely a learning experience."

"What wine goes well with £5.52p?"

'It's the only way I can afford this place.'

"... And how are you enjoying the cheapest bottle of wine on the menu?"

How to save on your heating bill...

"For someone your age, the yearly premium on a $5,000 policy is $8,000."

'Stan, you can still pick up that food! Due to the economy, the five second rule had been modified to eight seconds.'

'Don't overdo the mustard, sir -- we're trying to control costs around here.'

"That's it - we've eaten the last of the energy bills."

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'How can I be your best friend when you're wearing a $250.00 pair of boots and I'm in my bare feet?'

We'll pass on the entrees...

'All I said was,two could live as cheaply as one until you gave up dieting.'

"Yes, Madam, I know they were 78 p last week, but have you seen the price of oil?"

'What wine goes well with a limited expense account?'