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"They're having a price war."

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

"I'm learning to appreciate the simple things in life."

Expensive greeting cards.

"It's made from all our old leftovers. I call it 'Rescue Casserole.'"

"Okay then, what wine do you have if we go up to the four dollar range?"

Take pity on me. I can't give much this year. What is this heresy, son? I didn't get a raise this year, got furloughed this summer, am behind on my cable bill, can't afford proper dates. But it's the holidays. Think of the needy. Pierre in flat-panels has a new baby. Sandy, the mobile device manager, toils so hard for your business. And don't forget Apple. It's got to make its quarter. Computer Villa. Customer service. I shouldn't just think of myself. That's better. I'd like to upgrade all my d

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"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."

"I guess I really was spending too much money on lattes."

Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.

"No one can afford to eat us anymore."

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

Checkout for $385.00 or more.

"C'mere, space heater."

'I could only afford a Yo.'

Food prices.

'It's the only way I can afford this place.'

"It's perfect for commuting to college. Definitely a learning experience."

"... And how are you enjoying the cheapest bottle of wine on the menu?"

"What wine goes well with £5.52p?"

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"For someone your age, the yearly premium on a $5,000 policy is $8,000."

'Don't overdo the mustard, sir -- we're trying to control costs around here.'

'Stan, you can still pick up that food! Due to the economy, the five second rule had been modified to eight seconds.'

"That's it - we've eaten the last of the energy bills."

'How can I be your best friend when you're wearing a $250.00 pair of boots and I'm in my bare feet?'

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We'll pass on the entrees...

'All I said was,two could live as cheaply as one until you gave up dieting.'

'What do you mean when you say we're going to have to start economizing on groceries, Lance?'

"Yes, Madam, I know they were 78 p last week, but have you seen the price of oil?"

Produce Market. Sale. Ernie, I heard you call them "cheap dates" the first time.