Homelessness Advocacy Pillows

'Wouldn't it be terrible to be buried in a cardboard box.'

"Lazy b****rd - with his single use plastic cups and Arial font!"

"Could you spare some change for a guy fresh off welfare?"

"And what do you think of the government's record on housing?"

"Privare equity bought the dam and jacked up rent. Nests are next."

"The government prefers to see it as a flexible, environmentally friendly building option that fits within our current funding projections."

Homeless count.

"And then the three bears were slowly forced out of the neighborhood due to major corporations cornering the market—The once cozy cottage is now an Air B&B." "The end."

House hunting is cruel.

Jean-Claude Juncker and the Immigration Crisis

"Hmmm, as far as I can gather, unfortunately, it is an eviction notice: we need to find a new home. . ."

"We're sitting on a landbank that could accommodate tens of thousands of new homes. We can wait a few years and generate even more profit..."

"This is your social worker Mrs Bigworth, she's brought your care package."

Bank

"There, that's better!"

"Bravo! Way to stay relevant, Gary."

"Sorry honey, but moving boxes are sold out everywhere because of the rising rents..."

"How do you expect me to have empathy for the poor and walk in your shoes when your shoes when you're not wearing any."

"Just to let you know - we're putting up your rent again..."

Cut and Paste.

Bums Without Borders

"Star Wars. . . Batman. . . Pirates. . . What we should be building is affordable housing."

"You'll have come back later...we're busy watching the US presidential election..."

'It's true I'm homeless...that's why I want the loan.'

"A better standard of living?... Can you be a bit more specific?"

Local food shelves.

'Taking money from the old and disabled is despicable!' - 'If I was in politics it would be called bold and innovative.'

'Of course, for the compact budget we offer the Shelterette Programme.'

Save the Whales

'I warn you mate - he doesn't like mean people.'

"It's 'affordable' if you can afford it."

Low Budget Real Estate

"The great thing about my charity is that all donations go directly to the needy."