Independent Living Advocates T-Shirts

I'm to believe that various famous men over the years have left you money and jewelry? Disbelieve if you choose. And you haven't spent a cent? those men can't buy me. I won't spend their money. I'm my own woman. One hundred percent funded by my own hard work, social security, and sometimes I dig into the principal left by Moe and Curly. I'm going to need some time. I'd expect. Want a hot cocoa on the Stooges?

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

Packaging Russian Dolls

But is it organic?

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

"I have a new program that draws from his energy to power all our computers and phones. We should be good for the next 10 years."

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

"Don't you think it's time you turned off those lights?"

"He says he's not running away. . . he's just going off the grid."

Price may vary with weather.

'I can't conceal it any longer - the food in this place is killing you.'

'More homes and wind turbines planned.'

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

Man in radiation suit with 'Fresh Farm Produce'.

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

"I told you we needed deeper foundations!"

'Now do you believe in global warming?'

Renewable Energy. Solar. Wind. Hydro. Bio. No, Ernie, a "solar panel" is not a group of stars that judge the talents of other stars.

China

'Fresh eggs!'

Catalan sentence

Castle Efficiency

"Sunday dinner just isn't the same without growth promoters"

'My only consolation is that by eating us they're killing themselves.'

'...the downside, of course, is that I can't get the damn thing in the garage.'

'Watch yourself.'

Valuable Water

'Are there any new species more efficient than neons, such as compact fluorescents or LEDs?'

"Wow! Greta must have peed in the water!"

Free Range Eggs.

'This 'ere portable solar power makes charging me cows that much more easier!'

"I remodelled, but I left it so that when danger threatens I can still take refuge in the redoubt."