Calm-under-pressure Enthusiast T-Shirts

Stock brokers with two boxes on desk - 'panic' and 'don't panic'.

Bite out of fishing pier.

Hush puppy.

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

"Sigh...Another sherry Harold...Go team ect."

Need an elevated state of mind too!

When mediation failed, they tried meditation.

'The Rush Orders department is a shambles, Briggs, and I think you're just the man to turn it around,'

"You can tell us the sound of one hand clapping here, or you can tell us downtown."

'Ooops. Wonder if I can claim El Nino caused a surge in water pressure?'

"You want real pressure?!! Try where I work."

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

'Calm down darling... now what do you mean the tortoise has gone berserk?'

'I feel wired. I want to feel wireless.'

"I used to be a young crazy rebel like you you know."

Sea of Tranquillity

"See what I mean? People don't know how to relax anymore."

Sinking cruise ship, with band member saved by floating on cello.

He's been like that for hours - I think he's binge meditating.

'Do you have anything on obtrusive personality disorder?'

Chloe had again chosen tubing the river.

"Sure, I love the scent of a REAL tree, but nothing beats the convenience of ignoring the holidays altogether."

'When did you last have your pressure checked?'

'I wish I could be as calm as JB when it comes to making decisions.'

Man wearing t-shirt - 'Apathetic but don't care'.

Free Little Library

Shut the F#%* up! (Formally Shhhh!)

'Sorry, Bill's out of his office today, he should be back Monday.'

'All I said was - chill out don't flap!'

"One day junior, all this will be yours..."

The Zen of Regulation

"I'm excited to leave this party we're going to."

'I'm shaking a bit!'