Calm-under-pressure Enthusiast Pillows

Stock brokers with two boxes on desk - 'panic' and 'don't panic'.

Bite out of fishing pier.

Hush puppy.

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

"Sigh...Another sherry Harold...Go team ect."

Need an elevated state of mind too!

When mediation failed, they tried meditation.

'The Rush Orders department is a shambles, Briggs, and I think you're just the man to turn it around,'

"You can tell us the sound of one hand clapping here, or you can tell us downtown."

'Ooops. Wonder if I can claim El Nino caused a surge in water pressure?'

"You want real pressure?!! Try where I work."

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

'Calm down darling... now what do you mean the tortoise has gone berserk?'

"I used to be a young crazy rebel like you you know."

'I feel wired. I want to feel wireless.'

Sea of Tranquillity

"See what I mean? People don't know how to relax anymore."

Sinking cruise ship, with band member saved by floating on cello.

'Do you have anything on obtrusive personality disorder?'

Chloe had again chosen tubing the river.

"Sure, I love the scent of a REAL tree, but nothing beats the convenience of ignoring the holidays altogether."

'I wish I could be as calm as JB when it comes to making decisions.'

Man wearing t-shirt - 'Apathetic but don't care'.

"One day junior, all this will be yours..."

Free Little Library

Shut the F#%* up! (Formally Shhhh!)

'All I said was - chill out don't flap!'

'Sorry, Bill's out of his office today, he should be back Monday.'

The Zen of Regulation

"I'm excited to leave this party we're going to."

"Your blood pressure is completely normal. Are you sure you're married with children?"

'I'm shaking a bit!'