High-pressure Enthusiast T-Shirts

"The job is very stressful. You'll be expected to think fast, talk loud, and parallel park in heavy traffic."

'Manager. . . Commander. . . Chieftain. . . King!'

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

'Now, remember...let me do the talking.'

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

'Mind you don't wake the baby.'

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

"Leave Lou to me. I'll eat him and then you can run the company."

100k Desert Crawl

Man with jumper reading 'Caution - Contents under pressure'.

'Ooops. Wonder if I can claim El Nino caused a surge in water pressure?'

"You want real pressure?!! Try where I work."

Nuclear energy.

The Daily Me

'Benson will you stop trying to dominate the meeting.'

Neverending Task.

Cross-country knitting.

It's difficult to swim the channel without the benefit of convincing inspiration.

Daughter/psychiatrist

power of press

'Smiley, it's come to my attention that, since being promoted to management, you've grown fangs.'

'I'm looking for a job that satisfies my lust for power.'

Life in the Fast Lane.

Woman Feeds Her Husband Through the Morning Paper.

Because of Bob's excessive gas, the Alaskan natural gas pipeline make a detour...

'Can you speak up? I can't hear anything over my music!'

Hell, yes, it's lonely at the top. Plus I get nosebleeds.

"Sorry, that was the three cups of coffee, four cans of red bull, and double dose of Paxil talking."

"You must be the demolition team."

'When did you last have your pressure checked?'

While Desmond was by far the world's fastest marathon runner, his Achilles heel was his wimpiness.

'Expert witness' 'Then, you see, you add the potassium nitrate...'

'It happens to a lot of runners at this stage of the marathon, George. It;s called 'hitting the wall'...'

'When I was young I thought wealth and power would make me happy...and I was right!'