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'I'm shaking a bit!'

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

"What do you want to talk about first...the kleptomania or the hoarding?"

"If it were painful, could I do this?"

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

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'During the next commercial, I'd like to talk to you about your childhood.'

'If you don't notice an improvement after a few weeks, we can try a different cone.'

"Why do you feel you have an inner conflict?"

'Pencil on couch being psycho analysed.'

I've been feeling sluggish lately.

'Please join me now in a group meditation.'

Psychiatrist: Mind over matter filing trays.

"You must learn to let go."

''Normal' seems too much to shoot for ... but maybe I can keep you out of the nuthouse.'

"You can tell us the sound of one hand clapping here, or you can tell us downtown."

'Now while you're cranking the Jack in the Box Tommy, I want you to tell me your thoughts.'

If dogs were psychiatrists.

Relax.

"I'm going to probe the depths of Mr. Osgood's psyche, Miss Wigley - Have the smelling salts ready."

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

"You really are one hell of a therapy dog."

"We can work up to antidepressants, but for now I want to start you on eating a whole jar of cocktail olives over the kitchen sink."

Welcome: How Does that Make You Feel?

'Calm down darling... now what do you mean the tortoise has gone berserk?'

"And then she said, 'You're wearing that to the psychiatrist?'"

'I feel wired. I want to feel wireless.'

"I used to be a young crazy rebel like you you know."

"That's ridiculous. I do not have a superiority complex."

'…and so you see your unfulfilled hopes and ambitions in the form of the mailman.'

"Grab a lollypop on your way out."

"We at MEGAPHARMA are 100% behind the benefits of 'talking therapies' which is why we've developed MEGAZYMOLIN to enhance the experience..."

Brunel sees his psychiatrist