Concussion Crusaders Gifts

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

"Be kind"

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

'Ladies and gents, the executive-worker pay ratio is not what it used to be!'

'I blame the nothing for something culture.'

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

"I finally got tenure by publishing a research paper funded by a grant about subsidies."

Nervous Student

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"No caffè latte? And you call yourselves a bookstore?"

'What do you mean by, your people do not want to get in touch with my 'kind' of people?'

'A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something.'

"I suggest you take an Empathy pill every day."

"I volunteer for the Samaritans. I tried to phone in sick this morning but they talked me out of it."

Be an Anti-Bullying Hero! Choose Respect.

"I suspect he might be depressed, let's give him a label and see whether a few years of unemployment and poverty helps his condition!"

"Isn't it more important to learn how to be a decent human being?"

"I'm afraid it's a bad case of libel!"

"Ambitions... to make it to the other side."

Food Banks - The Need/The Donation.

"We all make mistakes. That's why pencils have erasers!"

"I'm bored: Let's go and swoop over cyclists' heads and scare the heck out of them..."

"I never ask for a raise any more. I just hack into the boss's computer and give myself one."

'He's been driven mad by reading about all these huge litigation cases...'

Money - troops to fight terrorism, promote democracy, protest oil? Lots and lots. Money, help, attention, to save 800,000 people from starvation? Not much.

'Notice how the TV goes dim when we stop pedalling!'

"Not again!"

"I've got a little job for you, Kretchmer. I want you to infiltrate the I.R.S. and sow the seeds of compassion."

'It's one of the worst parts of the job. Seeing people in the most awful conditions. Cold, squalid, not fit for human habitation...It's no wonder we can't keep the staff.'

Dalai Lama

"How can you suggest that this university's research facilities have been co-opted by the military?"

"It's not a coupons. It's a printout from your health insurer warning you to cut back on the carbs."

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