Commuting Champion Gifts

Expect Delays

Bumps in the road.

'I certainly went the extra mile today, but only because I took a wrong turning on the way in to work.'

"Dad's home."

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

Reason #23 for why there should be seat belts in buses: speed bumps in parking lots.

Mr Levy's message was loud and clear, regardless of the blizzard of the century, Mitch had no vacation or sick time left.

Cuba public and private transport

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Pigeon Little

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

The Fast Lane.

Touring Cyclist

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Packed like sardines

Ants dressed as businessmen going to work.

Laughing Zone Ahead

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

Commutobile

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

Scarf puts hat back on.

Is Driving Doomed?

'I'm telling ya, it's a jungle out there.'

Monday: Next 7 exits.

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

I hate monday mornings.

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

Fur Baby

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."