Corn Kernel Crusader Prints

"Oh no. Not the niblets."

You're the puff in my pastry!

'Not that sort of body building program!'

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

A dog at the bakery.

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

"I've been listening to your podcast. And though I agree with your opinion on deforestation and global warming, I strongly disagree with your claim that I overcook my pasta."

Farmers' Warnings.

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

'Can we get the corn that's already been chewed?!'

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

Bake Sale! To benefit our town animal shelter

Snowman with big carrot nose to one with small carrot nose: 'I'd increase your beta carotene.'

The Rural Bidet...

'Wanna look for corn on the internet?'

Dogs and Cake

"Tell me the truth. . . what happens to all the leftover cake scraps in The Great British Baking Show?"

'Use by June 2007. Gah' - 'Use by July 2007. Double gah.' - 'Best of a bad bunch...'

No matter your skills, there's something you can volunteer to do.

'You're right, Mom. Carrots did give me good eyesight. Now I can spot vegetables I don't like a mile away.'

Fresh Corn and Dental Floss farmstands.

'Come over here and nag me, I'm homesick.'

'Isn't it time you got over your silly fear of water?'

"I can't get the blasted tin opener to work."

The vegan hunter

Mock cover of 'Landfill' magazine

"I only surf the web for the Java and cookies."

"It's cold outside. You're not going anywhere without your oven mitts!"

Happy Eightieth Birthday

'...And when it registers over 140 pounds, it automatically triggers the refrigerator lock.'

A mutant, possibly evil, ear of corn.

"See, there it is.Thou shalt not bake cakes for gay couples."

'The food inspector, Sir!'

Fred developed a hybrid-hybrid bio-diesel car.

'I've had my cake and eaten it, too - Now I want the cake of others.'