Big Cat Bruncher Pillows

No, I can get slow, sick and weak at home

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

Litter Tray Training

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

Tigers brass band, "Tiger rag-that's what it's all about."

Stress Busters - Doodle Maze - Leopards

'Do you want your zebra de la margola rare, medium or well done?'

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

Safari.

"There are days when I wish we'd never agreed to him changing his spots"

'It was great seeing you again Terry, we must do wildebeest sometime.'

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

Treading a fine lion.

'I told him we're becoming an endangered species. He just laughed.'

"This is their 'Working Mother of Four' coffee special. They must know what I go through."

Tiger discovers the online wildlife trade.

"Here's the news: the Maharajah's tiger-hunt is on Tuesday afternoon. You've been warned..."

"I'm a brilliant stalker and love photography, so I thought: why not?"

'Thanks for the heads up!'

'Okay wait. Screaming and failing is for large cats...'

'Could we go in ahead of you? His tranquilizer is wearing off.'

'I didn't have time to hunt'

'Day 57. The tigers appear to be adjusting to my presence.'

Orange Bengal Tiger

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

Cats and Dogs.

'I told him we're becoming an endangered species. He just laughed.'

"Those pervs from the nature channel are filming us again."

Leopards do change their spots

"Why can't you use the bloody cat flap?"

"Why did we get a Cheetah? They need so much walking."