Big Cats Gifts

"I have a large kitty. He's gentle, just don't make any sudden moves."

"Typical, I'm going to a party tonight and I haven't got a single spot!"

'Could we go in ahead of you? His tranquilizer is wearing off.'

Orange Bengal Tiger

'How many times do I have to tell you?... Let the lions eat first!'

"There are days when I wish we'd never agreed to him changing his spots"

Cheetah riding in wheelchair with cheetah legs.

Jaguar

"Here's the news: the Maharajah's tiger-hunt is on Tuesday afternoon. You've been warned..."

"You know how much your mother likes cats."

Cats and Dogs.

As it turns out, Sabre-tooth tigers didn't actually go extinct, they just ran into this guy.

"Why can't you use the bloody cat flap?"

'Notice the cat flap?'

"I taste funny? Funny how, like I'm some kind of clown?"

Beware of cat.

Please do not feed the animalsPlease do not eat the people.

'Just between you and me, I would have preferred racing stripes.'

Lions on a safari.

'They'll go away as you get older -- they're just youth spots.'

'You never knew your father. The tar pits git him.'

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

Copycats

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

Cat woman shopping for cats.

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

"It get it – you're hungry."

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"