Big Cat Buddy Gifts

A man sleeps on the sofa with his pet lion

'Day 57. The tigers appear to be adjusting to my presence.'

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

Litter Tray Training

The practical psychopath

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

Stress Busters - Doodle Maze - Leopards

'Do you want your zebra de la margola rare, medium or well done?'

Tigers brass band, "Tiger rag-that's what it's all about."

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

Safari.

"There are days when I wish we'd never agreed to him changing his spots"

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

'It was great seeing you again Terry, we must do wildebeest sometime.'

"I'm a brilliant stalker and love photography, so I thought: why not?"

'Thanks for the heads up!'

"Here's the news: the Maharajah's tiger-hunt is on Tuesday afternoon. You've been warned..."

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

Treading a fine lion.

'I told him we're becoming an endangered species. He just laughed.'

Tiger discovers the online wildlife trade.

"I know you're a cat person, but do you have to knock things off the table when we're out?"

'Okay wait. Screaming and failing is for large cats...'

Orange Bengal Tiger

'I didn't have time to hunt'

'Could we go in ahead of you? His tranquilizer is wearing off.'

"Why did we get a Cheetah? They need so much walking."

Cats and Dogs.

"Those pervs from the nature channel are filming us again."

'I told him we're becoming an endangered species. He just laughed.'

"Why can't you use the bloody cat flap?"