Big Cat Buddies Gifts

Marmalade the Cheetah on stilts.

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

Cats on Board.

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

Rocking Witches.

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

'Do you want your zebra de la margola rare, medium or well done?'

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

Feline Evolution.

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

"Satisfaction, stat!"

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

Safari.

"There are days when I wish we'd never agreed to him changing his spots"

'It was great seeing you again Terry, we must do wildebeest sometime.'

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

"How do I get down?"

When her hex on ageing failed, Grizelda opted for the mobility - broom.

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

"I'm a brilliant stalker and love photography, so I thought: why not?"

Treading a fine lion.

'I told him we're becoming an endangered species. He just laughed.'

"Here's the news: the Maharajah's tiger-hunt is on Tuesday afternoon. You've been warned..."

'Thanks for the heads up!'

Tiger discovers the online wildlife trade.

"My first video sucked. But I figure I've got 8 more chances."

'I didn't have time to hunt'

Orange Bengal Tiger

'Could we go in ahead of you? His tranquilizer is wearing off.'

'Day 57. The tigers appear to be adjusting to my presence.'

Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.

Cats and Dogs.