Big Cat Buddy Pillows

A man sleeps on the sofa with his pet lion

'Day 57. The tigers appear to be adjusting to my presence.'

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

Litter Tray Training

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

The practical psychopath

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

Tigers brass band, "Tiger rag-that's what it's all about."

Stress Busters - Doodle Maze - Leopards

'Do you want your zebra de la margola rare, medium or well done?'

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."

Safari.

"There are days when I wish we'd never agreed to him changing his spots"

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

'It was great seeing you again Terry, we must do wildebeest sometime.'

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

'Thanks for the heads up!'

Treading a fine lion.

"Here's the news: the Maharajah's tiger-hunt is on Tuesday afternoon. You've been warned..."

"I'm a brilliant stalker and love photography, so I thought: why not?"

"I know you're a cat person, but do you have to knock things off the table when we're out?"

Tiger discovers the online wildlife trade.

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

'I told him we're becoming an endangered species. He just laughed.'

'Okay wait. Screaming and failing is for large cats...'

'Could we go in ahead of you? His tranquilizer is wearing off.'

Orange Bengal Tiger

'I didn't have time to hunt'

'I told him we're becoming an endangered species. He just laughed.'

"Those pervs from the nature channel are filming us again."

Leopards do change their spots

"Why can't you use the bloody cat flap?"

"Why did we get a Cheetah? They need so much walking."