Big Cat Guardian Pillows

Animals for the Ethical Treatment of People

'Whose turn is it to put the cat out?'

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

Cats on Board.

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

Litter Tray Training

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

Tigers brass band, "Tiger rag-that's what it's all about."

'Do you want your zebra de la margola rare, medium or well done?'

Stress Busters - Doodle Maze - Leopards

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

Safari.

"There are days when I wish we'd never agreed to him changing his spots"

'It was great seeing you again Terry, we must do wildebeest sometime.'

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

'Thanks for the heads up!'

Treading a fine lion.

"Here's the news: the Maharajah's tiger-hunt is on Tuesday afternoon. You've been warned..."

'I told him we're becoming an endangered species. He just laughed.'

"I'm a brilliant stalker and love photography, so I thought: why not?"

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

Tiger discovers the online wildlife trade.

'Okay wait. Screaming and failing is for large cats...'

Orange Bengal Tiger

'I didn't have time to hunt'

'Day 57. The tigers appear to be adjusting to my presence.'

'Could we go in ahead of you? His tranquilizer is wearing off.'

"No not the puppy please"

"Why did we get a Cheetah? They need so much walking."

'I told him we're becoming an endangered species. He just laughed.'

"Those pervs from the nature channel are filming us again."

"Why can't you use the bloody cat flap?"

Cats and Dogs.