Auto Modification Buff Mugs

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Men's fragrances...

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

'...and, of course you get a company car.'

"I'm glad I don't have to put gas in it. the downside is that it takes a lot of time to put 3,000 AA batteries in it."

'We've found the problem...'

"This new car is so smart, it wrote its own AUTObiography."

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

'Are you sure we're on the right track?'

Clown shows his car to a clown mechanic, saying: 'She's running just great, could you take a look at her?'

The driverless car

A production line adds condiments to cars

"You're tattooed all over although you're not a football pro?! Man, that's cultural appropriation!"

Traffic Jam.

Internal Combustion.

"Let me guess...you got a job here because you needed new parts for your lowrider project?"

'Zero to sixty in three days.'

'The doctors just install the artificial heart. We at Al's garage do the maintenance.'

"When one door closes, another one opens."

'So now he has some of your genes. Happy?'

'I could pop the hood to take a look, but that would break the manufacturer's seal and void your warranty.'

'Her and her silicone implants!'

Death helps with a broken down Hearse

"At the first opportunity, make a U-turn."