Automotive Buff Mugs

"Will it take you long to fix it ?.I have to be home in twenty minutes."

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"What old school? This is my life."

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

Men's fragrances...

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

Route 666

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

Smile

'...and, of course you get a company car.'

Dave's Discount Auto Repair...only an arm or a leg, not both!

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

Car wash / Mouth wash

"I'm glad I don't have to put gas in it. the downside is that it takes a lot of time to put 3,000 AA batteries in it."

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

"I hope you don't mind, but I stuck in a little prayer for General Motors."

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

Attention: Speed Troughs

"Apparently it's my fault, somehow, that we have an S.U.V."

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

Tyre speaking to psychiatrist: 'I've been under a lot of pressure.'

"This new car is so smart, it wrote its own AUTObiography."

"Yep, she's gonna cost ya—your microprocessor's shot."

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