Auto Modification Buff Pillows

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

Men's fragrances...

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

'...and, of course you get a company car.'

"I'm glad I don't have to put gas in it. the downside is that it takes a lot of time to put 3,000 AA batteries in it."

"This says Hispanic life expectancy has risen to 80 years."

22. Being tireless is good trait to have in most jobs, but not when you're working on a pit crew.

Fast Lane. cars Like yours.

'We've found the problem...'

"This new car is so smart, it wrote its own AUTObiography."

Democracy for Hire

To scare the pants off of kids who threw snowballs at his car, Ray outfitted it with exploding fake body panels.

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

"Yeah, I'm working on my own customized car, too."

'Are you sure we're on the right track?'

Clown shows his car to a clown mechanic, saying: 'She's running just great, could you take a look at her?'

The driverless car

'Zero to sixty in three days.'

Internal Combustion.

A production line adds condiments to cars

Traffic Jam.

"You're tattooed all over although you're not a football pro?! Man, that's cultural appropriation!"

Policeman to driver; 'You gotta be kidding. Your name is actually Anna Nicole Smith?'

Used Cars. Spot. It seats six comfortably -- Of course, only four of them can stick their heads out the window.

"Let me guess...you got a job here because you needed new parts for your lowrider project?"

'The doctors just install the artificial heart. We at Al's garage do the maintenance.'

'I could pop the hood to take a look, but that would break the manufacturer's seal and void your warranty.'

Death helps with a broken down Hearse

"When one door closes, another one opens."

'So now he has some of your genes. Happy?'

It's a great invention, but I can't figure out where to put the little hula dancer.

"At the first opportunity, make a U-turn."