'The brakes have gone, body's shot to bits and it leaks, Are you still giving ?2000 trade in on your old model'
Auto Industry Buff T-Shirts
Rev up their wardrobe with our automotive-themed t-shirts. Designed for car lovers and gearheads, these tees combine humor and style to keep their passion front and center.
"Look Baldo, I know I'm your 'boss'...but nothing has really 'changed'."
Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.
Men's fragrances...
'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'
'So, a bailout is like a Ponzi scheme for automakers?'
'...and, of course you get a company car.'
"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"
Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.
Volkswagen Scandal
"I'm glad I don't have to put gas in it. the downside is that it takes a lot of time to put 3,000 AA batteries in it."
"I hope you don't mind, but I stuck in a little prayer for General Motors."
The American Nightmare.
A world choked with people mindlessly on the move
Fast Lane. cars Like yours.
VW scandal
22. Being tireless is good trait to have in most jobs, but not when you're working on a pit crew.
"I've solved our chip shortage."
"This new car is so smart, it wrote its own AUTObiography."
A Youtube video explained what I've been sensing for years: The auto industry is about to implode. It's going so well. But the average incentive per car is soaring. That means they're trying harder and harder to maintain sales. I saw another video that explains why: More and more people are leasing cars, because the lizard people have put fluoride in the water. Just 'cause one Youtube channel's legit, doesn't mean they all are. NASA's in on it too.
'Things are going from bad to worse in the auto industry.'
Disoriented while talking on his cell phone, Pat made a series of wrong turns in the unfamiliar office park.
Democracy for Hire
'Are you sure we're on the right track?'
Clown shows his car to a clown mechanic, saying: 'She's running just great, could you take a look at her?'
The driverless car
'Zero to sixty in three days.'
Peak oil and the limited future of petrol cars.
Bailout for General Motors.
"And they say this country doesn't make anything anymore!"
Policeman to driver; 'You gotta be kidding. Your name is actually Anna Nicole Smith?'
Traffic Jam.
Used Cars. Spot. It seats six comfortably -- Of course, only four of them can stick their heads out the window.
A production line adds condiments to cars
'The doctors just install the artificial heart. We at Al's garage do the maintenance.'
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