Auto Industry Buff T-Shirts

'The brakes have gone, body's shot to bits and it leaks, Are you still giving ?2000 trade in on your old model'

"Look Baldo, I know I'm your 'boss'...but nothing has really 'changed'."

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

Men's fragrances...

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

'...and, of course you get a company car.'

'So, a bailout is like a Ponzi scheme for automakers?'

"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"

"I hope you don't mind, but I stuck in a little prayer for General Motors."

"I'm glad I don't have to put gas in it. the downside is that it takes a lot of time to put 3,000 AA batteries in it."

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

A world choked with people mindlessly on the move

"I've solved our chip shortage."

"This new car is so smart, it wrote its own AUTObiography."

Disoriented while talking on his cell phone, Pat made a series of wrong turns in the unfamiliar office park.

'Things are going from bad to worse in the auto industry.'

'Are you sure we're on the right track?'

Clown shows his car to a clown mechanic, saying: 'She's running just great, could you take a look at her?'

The driverless car

'Zero to sixty in three days.'

A production line adds condiments to cars

"And they say this country doesn't make anything anymore!"

Peak oil and the limited future of petrol cars.

Traffic Jam.

'The doctors just install the artificial heart. We at Al's garage do the maintenance.'

Road kill - Foreign competition beating US auto domination.