Workplace Safety Guru Pillows

"I wouldn't have smacked you on the butt if I'd known your light saber was in your back pocket."

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

"I see you've security marked your property."

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

"We need a union!'

"I suppose you want the rest of the day off!"

"Don't forget to put some sunscreen on your tongue."

"Have your parents sign this waiver concerning violations of personal space. . . then you guys can play tag."

AI Safety Officer

Time Out For Teddy

'Oops! Sorry! I should've said, 'buckle your seat belts'!'

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

"The sky looks blue because your protective lenses are tinted, dear."

"Geoffrey's a bit worried about lyme disease."

The Dangers of National Safety Week.

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

Job Safety - Hardhat.

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

'He refused to climb the ladder without a safety net.'

'Gentlemen, I'd like to introduce you to our new 'health and safety' officer.'

The Hive, Inc. Think safety! 17 days without a honey boo-boo.

Labor Day '19

Atlas carrying Earth about to slip on banana peel.

Nice park. . .

Beware of Everything

"He says: If they're smart enough to hire a top lawyer and sue us for having wet floors then they're smart enough to look where they're *%&$* going..."

No Smoking.

'My horoscope says I'm due for a surprise today.'

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'