Safety Geek Gifts

'Whatever you do...don't plug it in!'

"I'm not crossing here - look what happened to the zebra...!"

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

On the brink.

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

"I see you've security marked your property."

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

'Good thing it has a child-proof cap.'

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

"Don't forget to put some sunscreen on your tongue."

AI Safety Officer

'I tell you what: If it weren't for the headrest, I would have serious whiplash right now...'

'Oops! Sorry! I should've said, 'buckle your seat belts'!'

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

Caution signs.

Health and safety notice falling on builder.

"The sky looks blue because your protective lenses are tinted, dear."

Daddy showed me why I should always wear my bicycle helmet!

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

"Geoffrey's a bit worried about lyme disease."

'News headline: Britain unsafe to bring up young children.'

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

Job Safety - Hardhat.

'So, how bad is it? Who can bring me up to speed?'

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'