Safety Regulation Buff Gifts

'Apparently it's not suitable for the elderly or children...'

'In case of fire, please note the location of the nearest exit, which, of course, leads to a raging inferno outside. I do hope you enjoy the movie.'

"You're not a bad dog for driving. You're a bad dog for not wearing a seat belt."

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.'

"They retired me. Just like that. Seems I'm no good over 55 mph anymore." "How does that make you feel?" "Like I want to bash my head against a wall!"

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

"We'll get there when we get there!"

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

'I'm filling in for the sommelier. We have a fine shiraz today for only $39. It's 14.7 alcohol, a Class 1B flammable, so if I see you consume it near an open flame, I'll have to cite you.'

Wall Street...

'Wow. The anti-smoking movement really has been successful.'

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

Mash-Test Dummies.

Echo Mountain...NO Yodeling! - Falling rock zone.

"I've seen this before. Keep his head inside the car when the vehicle is in motion."

"Warning! Not to be used as a life saving device."

Halloween health & safety.

Connected Intersections Challenge

'I am prosecuting you for a breach of article 5 of the explosives act, storing black powder in a dangerous manor on unlicensed premises.'

'I know the fire's in the kitchen, but that program just irks the hell out of me.'

"Why do you always wear pants?"

I threw my back out picking up the guidelines

Health and safety officer Hedley seconds before he became ex-health and safety officer...

'I say we forget about these particular chickens...'

"It's the worst case of Sick Building Syndrome I've ever seen!"

'When it comes to our Boef flambe safety is paramount.'

"Of course not everyone believes in all the health and safety rules....Jim here thinks it's all complete nonsense!"

"I've been working with pain-killers - anti-inflammatories, muscle relaxants..."

'Do not be alarmed... this is only a drill!'

I can't believe it's not food!

'Wow, thanks for finding my skateboard, daddy!'

Cow Air Bags.

Crash Test Dummy Denied Insurance.

"What do I do when I get to the top?"