Animal And Human Health Buff Gifts

'Did you know that Dr. Holzbein is one of the few people with degrees in human and animal medicine?"

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

"They’re real."

"Yep. Looks like we have ringworm."

"Doc, you'll be glad to know I'm comfortable in my own skin today. I shed my old in the reception room."

Vet to owner about dog with bird at chest: 'I suspect heartworm.'

'I wonder how long he's been a vet?'

'You're leaving if I'm going to inject him?...

"You say you're flossing, but I'm scraping off a lot of tennis ball fuzz."

Committee On Feline Healthcare

"Does he need to be healed or heeled?"

'I'm going to dispense a case of reducing diet for her....

"We've geared up our American company to provide PPE for our healthcare providers, and we need 'Made in the USA' tags to on 'em! Problem is, USA tags are all Made In China."

"Yes, you were in a breech position, and it was the first time I was really pleased to see the vet..."

'I don't think the Doctor will be able to see any more patients today!'

'I'm just draining the reservoir.'

'I've never seen a healthier kitten. Cuter, most definitely, but never healthier.'

"Thank you all for coming to this small enclosed space to discuss a deadly and highly communicable disease."

'I had my vet put down. He was over 23!'

'Have you put her on the strict diet I prescribed?'

DHSC considering as-yet unlicensed flu vaccines to boost supply

"We agree - 3 words you don't want to hear from the vet - fleas, shots, and diet."

'Say, Doc, I'll need more of that steroid stuff for old King. He's still kind of peaked. Must need some heavy doses."

'Nonsense, Melvin! Who ever heard of a tapeworm that big?'

'I don't care if top breeders do recommend it - I am not going to eat dog food!'

'He says not to panic because horses have lots of blood,...

'I not only cured the disease, but also each and every complicating side effect...

'He got a splinter from his scratching post.'

A cow gynaecologist.

'TB or not TB, that is the question.'

'This time, Dr. Houston, I'm going to watch real close...

'That's ridiculous! Who ever heard of a dog with hives?'

'I'm putting Babs on a diet. She's more paunch than pooch.'

'Today, students, we will discuss lameness in fish.'

'He doesn't want to get fixed until you do.'