Natural Phenomenon Buff Gifts

'We can't take off yet, Madame!'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"Well, young man... just consider yourself grounded!"

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

The Age of Reptiles. . .

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

Bumble Bee

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

Of Mice and Men.

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

'John is watching the game under protest.'

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end."

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

'My real name is Bellis Perennis, but you can call me Daisy!'

'You're not really that much help, Ben.'

Early Bird Gets the Worm/Night Owl Does the Worm

Florist "Say it with cacti"

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

'Yes, the baby should arrive soon: Her nesting instinct is in overdrive!'

Presenter Auditions.

Plant Parenthood...

'It was great seeing you again Terry, we must do wildebeest sometime.'

Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.

'And for those of you calling in to say he is behind us - OH NO he isn't.'

'I'm collecting goat poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'