Wildlife Buff Pillows

'Researching the opossum article.'

"Hey Neil, you wanna come hang out with us today?"

Vulture declines fresh food.

A tortoise tries to mate with an igloo.

Man feeding the birds at the park is eaten alive.

'It's a vicious circle: If I can't catch fresh food, I eat junk food, which makes me even less likely to be able to catch fresh food...'

'Dang... so much ice around us, but not a lousy drop of Scotch!'

"We're insectivores. Spiders are arachnids. We don't eat them, and that's that."

Wildlife

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Giraffe Umbrella

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"Sign my yearbook?"

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Look, a bug!"

"Mind the whale, dear."

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Duck Hunt

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

Garden Goddess.

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

Frog in the puddles.

"Tallyho!"

"Check it out! In nature, females are in charge...they select their mates!"

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

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