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Dog Drawing a Badger.

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

"Janet, cancel my Guido's reservation. I'll be having lunch in the office."

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

Hitch-hiking Penguin.

"She's a miniature."

'This chair ain't big enough for the both of us.'

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

Thug life on safari.

'Now, you're new here, but you should know the rules: I get Master's newspaper and slippers! Got that?'

Ted often though back to those good old days when he was king of just the jungle.

'I like zebras. They have great taste, and wonderful personalities too.'

'I prefer the term 'mobile home'.'

I read on Candorville.com that was rank 29,705th in the world when it comes to attention spans. What? Aren't there only 196 countries? The article didn't just include human countries. It included the various animal kingdoms and the plant republics. Did you know that Americans have an eight-second attention span ... but the goldfish who live in little Lionel Brown's aquarium kingdom at 1492 MLK Way in Candorville have a nine-second attention span? Are you sure you weren't reading a humor column?

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

'Checkmate I think!'

Dog Looks Alarmed At The Vets.

"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"

'A lovely day, a good meal, and, thank heaven, no guilt.'

'Now, you've been naughty, you're in time out! I'll turn you over in five minutes!'

"I'm the best candidate."

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

'Take me to your leader Earthworm.'

'You get an A for effort, but an F in spelling.'

Want the wings as an appetizer?

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

"Well it looks like we're all here."

Food chain.

'A corsage! How sweet of you!! It's delicious!!! '

Long Dachshund