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'Oi! Are you looking at my 'berg?'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

A crowd of happy pet owners.

The Zoo.

Tourists

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"Sign my yearbook?"

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"Now I really hate poetry."

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

Duck Hunt

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Piranhaclaus

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"Mind the whale, dear."

"Tallyho!"

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

"I think we may be related!"

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

TSA Noah

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

Wanted For Bird Watching: Reward

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."