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'Oi! Are you looking at my 'berg?'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

A crowd of happy pet owners.

The Zoo.

Tourists

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"Sign my yearbook?"

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"Now I really hate poetry."

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"Mind the whale, dear."

Piranhaclaus

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Duck Hunt

"Tallyho!"

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

"I think we may be related!"

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."