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"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

A crowd of happy pet owners.

The Zoo.

Tourists

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

"Sign my yearbook?"

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"Now I really hate poetry."

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Fly Fishing

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

Duck Hunt

Bears catching fish

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"Mind the whale, dear."

'I admire your floatibility.'

"Tallyho!"

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."

"I think we may be related!"