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Big Brother - Final Series.

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

A crowd of happy pet owners.

The Zoo.

Tourists

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"Now I really hate poetry."

"Sign my yearbook?"

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Fly Fishing

Bears catching fish

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"Mind the whale, dear."

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

Duck Hunt

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

'I admire your floatibility.'

"Tallyho!"

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

"I think we may be related!"

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

Wanted For Bird Watching: Reward

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.