Adult Child Playfulness Mugs

"All the other kids have grandchildren, Karl."

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"Look Mommy, hat!"

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

'She's just great with the children.'

"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

"Werewolves of London..."

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

Balloon Kids

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

Wagging Dog

'The kids were so sweet...'

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

A rabbit giving another rabbit, 'rabbit ears'.

"But if I don't break stuff who will?"

'If you can keep him clean for a day you can sleep in his bed tonight.'

"I have a new program that draws from his energy to power all our computers and phones. We should be good for the next 10 years."

'A generous layer of vaseline makes an excellent tickle repellent!'

"I finally caught you... now what?"

Epic Battles

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

'Look, Dad, I made a pair of boots out of your chest waders.'

Baby tells other Baby to call.

Thank you bubbles

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

'She'll never look for me here.'

'Where do I put the batteries?'

What do you want, the moon on a stick?