Adult Child Playfulness Gifts

"All the other kids have grandchildren, Karl."

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"Look Mommy, hat!"

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

'She's just great with the children.'

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

10 K Tail-Chase

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

"Werewolves of London..."

"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."

"I told you. . . use your inside miming."

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

Wagging Dog

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

'The kids were so sweet...'

"I'll be a little late. I'm working a double shift."

Balloon Kids

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

"But if I don't break stuff who will?"

A rabbit giving another rabbit, 'rabbit ears'.

"I finally caught you... now what?"

"I have a new program that draws from his energy to power all our computers and phones. We should be good for the next 10 years."

Thank you bubbles

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

'Look, Dad, I made a pair of boots out of your chest waders.'

Epic Battles

'Where do I put the batteries?'

'She'll never look for me here.'

'A generous layer of vaseline makes an excellent tickle repellent!'

Baby tells other Baby to call.

'If you can keep him clean for a day you can sleep in his bed tonight.'

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'